We have had some recent press for public love making (a.k.a. public sex) on the Maltese Islands.
Some of it has also been “fake news”, as in the below case, which was actually in London, UK and not in Malta.
Just goes to show that the modern internet has produced too many people who like fooling others. Shame! 🙁
Durex-Malta’s position can only be one : “Go for it as long as you are not generally seen”.
That is please DO so, but please respect others who may, either because they are too young,
or because they are more conservative (none of which are a bad thing) would rather not see you. 🙂
Others may indeed not want to watch because one is, let us say, too old to be particularly worthy of being seen;
or, let us face it, some of us are just jealous! lol.
*Therefore have fun without offending others*
(This position, pun, is not a disclaimer for legal purposes.. if you are caught : you are on your own!)
Some sites have even detailed a few popular places.. Well, we have seen more is all that we can say! 😀
(Interesting that most of the places seem to have been suggested by ladies.. any of them “in waiting”? )..
Of course, we can only suggest that you protect yourselves from both disease and unwanted other offspring. :p
Couple spotted having sex on a roof in Attard
(from http://bay.com.mt/couple-are-caught-having-sex-on-a-roof-in-attard/)
A couple sharing an amorous encounter on the roof of a house in Attard have become Malta’s latest online sensation.
Video footage of the near-naked pair went viral on social media after they let their passion get the better of them.
The shameless couple were spotted by an onlooker on Monday morning.
Malta Police told 89.7 Bay they had been informed of the incident.
We have not shared the photos.. up to the reader to follow up in case they are curious…… 🙂
7 Places All Maltese People Have Been Caught Having Sex
(It’s not just roofs in Attard that get attention)
What, only seven???
Whether you’d prefer to blame it on Malta’s hot climate or your partner’s uncontrollable appetite, it’s safe to say that many of us have gotten a carnal urge at the most random of moments… and most inappropriate of places.
If a roof over your head is out of the question and you’re looking for the next best (discreet-ish) thing, these are the eight places most of the country has made their sexually frustrated way to in a car.
1. Pembroke
Many a horny drive has ended along the Pembroke coastline, just off the main road leading down to Paceville. But if you’re looking for a specific place, it’ll probably have to be behind the abandoned buildings near the Reverse Osmosis Plants, for maximum cover.
2. Ta’ Qali
One of the widest open spaces, bang (pun intended) in the middle of Malta, Ta’ Qali has everything your public shagging self could ever hope for. The country’s National Park, some of the largest parking areas and a Crafts Village that becomes practically abandoned in the evening, your only problem will be choosing one spot.
3. Żonqor Point
Basically the south’s answer to Pembroke, Żonqor Point has the perfect ingredients; a faraway location that’s still not too cut off from civilization, enough space to discreetly park your car, and beautiful seaside views for optimal serenading.
4. Baħar iċ-Ċagħaq
Where do you think the name Splash & Fun really comes from? The area behind Malta’s water park is ideal for more than just swimming and delicious hot dog stands… but what we have in mind still involves sausages and getting wet.
5. Dingli
The highest point in Malta, Dingli is perfect for sunsets, a bottle of wine, stargazing, and wherever the night takes you after that.
6. Buskett
Sure, we don’t have woods in Malta, but we do have Buskett. And whether you venture into the grassy heart or stay in the parking area at the late hours of a random weekday, Buskett can help you achieve whatever your dirty mind is thinking.
7. Top of the World
With a name like that, this place feels like the place to be in an American rom-com. And considering the views from the top and the strategic placement of the benches overlooking it all, it could very well be just that.
Inewsmalta in major blunder over ‘St Julian’s sex’ story
Whoops! Inewsmalta recycles voyeuristic story from the Mirror and claims sex act had taken place in St Julian’s
The news website Inewsmalta has been left with egg on its face after it published an article falsely claiming that a couple was caught having sex in St Julian’s.
The article, which has since been deleted, said that one of its readers had flagged a video of a couple having sex in St Julian’s and was attached with a blurry photo.
However, a quick internet search reveals that the photo was actually sourced from an article that appeared in the Mirror last November about a couple who was caught on camera having sex in a London motel. Well, at least these things hit the headlines in other places too.
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